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gratuitous violence 
11th-Apr-2009 09:35 pm
omg yes!
I say this is NSFW on the basis that it's so violent. It should be for the "fan service", but I don't see anything remotely sexual in this. Probably because of what I'll babble about later.

Dead Fantasy II

The first part is [here]. But since it's wordless, it doesn't explain anything more than you can glean from watching this part. It's just pretty, pretty video game violence.

Please note that I don't know shit about the girls from Dead or Alive. So the entire time I was just thinking along these lines

Yuna = Pili
Rikku = Mattie

Uh. Yeah. And the only reasons for that is that Yuna has guns and Rikku's short. I swear to God, that's all I was thinking. That and "This kicks ass."

Now...I did see Opal in this, but I was having trouble figuring out which one. Tifa (who had apparently had a breast reduction) or the girl in the jeans from Dead or Alive. They both had a more kickboxing-type style than Rikku (they don't have weapons that you hold), though Tifa has magic and jeans chick broke a pillar apart with her fist (in part one), so they both work really well.

Note that I don't know much about Final Fantasy in any of its forms. So nothing about their personalities was assigned to Mattie, Pili, and Opal. Just thinking of some of my favorite ladies kicking ass made me smile.

Now to watch this a few more times.
12th-Apr-2009 01:38 am (UTC)
Oooh, violence. ...it was kind of hot until you compared them to people I know.
12th-Apr-2009 01:40 am (UTC)
Then I did exactly what I meant to do. Go me!
12th-Apr-2009 01:38 am (UTC)
12th-Apr-2009 01:41 am (UTC)
I knew you'd like it. Oh, and apparently, Yuna sings? So it works, I think.
12th-Apr-2009 01:39 am (UTC)
Hmmmm.....either way, I kick serious ass.
12th-Apr-2009 01:41 am (UTC)
Hells yes. Would it be any other way?
12th-Apr-2009 01:40 am (UTC)
...wow. Computer boobs. But the fighting made them hard to see.
12th-Apr-2009 01:42 am (UTC)
They had boobs? All I saw were legs. LEGS EVERYWHERE.
12th-Apr-2009 01:53 am (UTC)
You have got to do some serious suspension of disbelief here.
12th-Apr-2009 01:54 am (UTC)
Who the fuck cares?
14th-Apr-2009 02:00 am (UTC)
They'd be so dead so many times...

but it was cool.
14th-Apr-2009 02:03 am (UTC)
Like I told Happy Pants that mentioned suspension of disbelief: Who the fuck cares? :p
14th-Apr-2009 02:01 am (UTC)
Actually, when Joe played FF7, he named Yuffie after me, Tifa after Sally, and Aeris after Dani.

But Rikku's cuter.
14th-Apr-2009 02:04 am (UTC)
I don't know how to pronounce "Yuffie". Yuu-fee? Yuh-fee?
14th-Apr-2009 02:02 am (UTC)
Heeeee, violence!! :D
14th-Apr-2009 02:05 am (UTC)
Glad you like it, as outlandish as it is.
14th-Apr-2009 02:03 am (UTC)
I wouldn't want to meet these birds in a dark alley...
14th-Apr-2009 02:05 am (UTC)
I'd want to be their friends if I had to go down a dark alley.
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